(by request from a dad of a baby boy – fix the poem that accompanies the Beba Bean Pee-Pee Teepee, because it’s not only sexist, its meter is sadly offputting to customers.)
I’ve reprinted the original for your convenience:
Changing a baby girl is not all glitz and glory;
Changing a baby boy is another horror story!
You hold his feet with one hand and the diaper with the other
The whole time praying “Please don’t pee on your mother.”
Here’s the fix I’ve made for the fine folks at Beba Bean, who are welcome to use it as they see fit.
Changing a baby’s not all glitz and glory
And if it’s a boy it’s one big horror story!
While holding his feet up you murmur this plea,
“Please little baby, please don’t pee on me.”
And here is the poem I wrote about the experience with my remaining 9 minutes:
I click on a link.
It’s a wang teepee, ick.
I gotta tell ya
Babies are sick.