My George Michael phase is startling me —
I can’t get “Faith” out of my head.
Each time someone gives me a new band to like
I thank them and play Wham! instead.
It started when I was out shopping one day,
Updating my wardrobe for Spring,
And “Freedom” came on as I combed through the racks
And without pause I started to sing.
I sang on my way home, I sang through the night,
I’ve been singing that song for five days
I’ve looked up poor George on the old internet,
This is not just some fly-by-night phase.
I’ve sorted through iTunes, my brother’s CDs,
This mania won’t let me be!
I can’t figure out why I love this bland stuff,
George Michael is startling me!