(by request – “people who wear 80s clothes”)
I have a friend,
Let’s call him “Jon,”
He hates it when people put 80s clothes on.
I told him, “‘Jon,’
You need to relax,
In five years the 90s (thank god) will be back.
We’ll all wear ripped jeans,
And dirty our hair,
And duct tape our sweaters when they have a tear.
Nirvana will rule,
Like bands did back then,
And guys will look like Eddie Vedder again.”