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(by request – “James Franco”)

This verse was a request to write,
But I have stayed up late at night
Myself, to ponder the effects
Of James Franco and I not having sex.

Sometimes I feel like it’s a disservice
For guys like James to fail to serve us
With private visits to our houses
(Well, those of us that don’t have spouses).*

It’s bad enough that Freaks and Geeks
Is ripped from airwaves as it peaks
For Daniel is a handsome swain
Like Virgin Suicides’ Trip Fontaine.

Then, as if to prove he can,
James Franco stars in Spider-Man.
So join me, readers, in a strike —
No favors? Then no tickets! *Psych.

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