(by request)
You are nearing middle age
But I love it when you rage
Over taking the backstage
In The Departed.
And how elegantly brave
When you faced that giant wave
You would surely be my fave
If not for Clooney.
And I haven’t seen Three Kings
But I’ve heard some posi things
Ah, th’advantages it brings
To work with Clooney.
Of course, who could ignore
The wealth you had in store
For your co-star Julianne Moore
In your trousers.
But baby, honeybee
Even though you’re dear to me
I can’t bring myself to see
That movie “Shooter.”
