Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Archive for the ‘summer’ Category

by request – “Going back to work after the holidays”

The holidays, they effing rule
We soon forget dumb work (or school);
We party hard, relax and then
At some point as we near the end
Those thoughts creep back, we brush away,
But they resurface New Year’s Day.
“It’s time,” they whisper, “Time to get
“Your khakis pressed, alarm clock set,
“Your meetings scheduled, files prepared,”
But listen, workers, don’t be scared.
I know that work is such a bummer,
But look, six months until the summer!

Read Full Post »

summerblues

(by request – I want a poem about:)

 

dri  nking out -side

at some

bAr

with Friends

in The summer

and how it’s      all great        until you have to get up and Go To The
Bathroom

and then you rememBer it’s the

freaking

south and

it’s    nasty
and           humid

and                         your butt

and the backsofyourlegs

are all sweatY

and t hen you’re won dering,

“can people see this when I stand up?  do my
clothes look damp and gross from behind?”

 

and then yOu don’t –   really  –
want to get up and walk around But DamnIt!

you’ve been DRinking and you really have to PEe and

aW fuck i t – I’ll brb.

Actually –

if

You
put in some random

CAPITAL LETTERS

and take out a few words t o make
it

soun  d arts y

and space this               out                            strangely I

just wrote an
e e cummings poem

for you.

(thanks!)

Read Full Post »