(by request – “comparing apples to oranges”)
One is round and dimply
And its color is so bright,
The other is a shiny red
But underneath, it’s white,
But we drink the juice of both for breakfast, so that blows THAT theory out of the water.
Archive for March, 2007
Apples to Oranges
Posted in fruit on March 30, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Only It Could Be a Naked Robert Redford
Posted in harry potter, robert redford on March 30, 2007|
“Equusperer” should be a cross between
“Equus” and the “Horse Whisperer”
Or are they already the same?
Who cares!
I Am a Humanitarian
Posted in cats on March 29, 2007| 1 Comment »
(by request – “a cat that pees on you but if you gave it up, it would be killed by the animal shelter”)
My love for furry creatures
Is the only thing that keeps you
From the animal control
And their bright cat-loving needles.
Yeah, that’s right, I said it,
I threatened euthanasia,
So maybe sometime soon
You will think before you pee.
Prelude in C Minor
Posted in technical support on March 28, 2007| Leave a Comment »
My God, Linksys!
You’ve got a lot of calls
I guess.
But I
I have not got a lot of
Patience.
I’d surf while waiting
Endless waves
Of wikipedia.
Or post a bulletin
Or new pics
Or rate a dvd.
Instead
I’m forced to watch our cats fight
Think about work
Wonder what the name will be
Of my next available technician.
Maybe Ashley
Maybe Terrell
Maybe Edwin
Jonah Keith Melissa Kevin.
Beth, you are taking too long.
My boyfriend’s beeping in, Sherrie.
And Robert, you need to wrap it up with your other irate customers
Because it’s late
And I am tired,
And my roommate isn’t getting any younger.
Good Vibrations
Posted in mark wahlberg on March 28, 2007| Leave a Comment »
(by request)
You are nearing middle age
But I love it when you rage
Over taking the backstage
In The Departed.
And how elegantly brave
When you faced that giant wave
You would surely be my fave
If not for Clooney.
And I haven’t seen Three Kings
But I’ve heard some posi things
Ah, th’advantages it brings
To work with Clooney.
Of course, who could ignore
The wealth you had in store
For your co-star Julianne Moore
In your trousers.
But baby, honeybee
Even though you’re dear to me
I can’t bring myself to see
That movie “Shooter.”
MH
Posted in inxs on March 28, 2007| Leave a Comment »
Michael Hutchence
O
M
G
!!!!!
If you had just called me, I would have helped you auto-erotically asphyxiate safely.
Who Will Be
Posted in pussycat dolls on March 27, 2007| Leave a Comment »
…the Next Pussycat Doll?
Mariela
Melissa
Some other girl
Tuesday nights I pretend to hate on
Other Melissa
Sisely
…Jamie, maybe?
But really I ignore my calls to see if
Asia
Anastasia
Will dance the sluttiest.
(Usually,
They all do a great job.)
((Especially when they’ve had to go through a lot to get there and they want to make their moms proud)).
Poetry Is About Feelings 