(by request – “why were the vending machines at the gym shut down for Passover?” – DISCLAIMER: I learned this Passover info from the Internet, not from the scriptures. If you’ve got an issue, take it up with askmoses.com.) (Haha, AskMoses.com!!)
If it’s kosher Passover you want to keep,
Into your diet do not let grains creep.
Wheat, barley, oats, or even good rye,
Once leavened, must bid you on this day good-bye.
But why at the gym on our vending machines
Were there signs saying (tell me what you think this means):
“SHUT DOWN FOR PASSOVER” – Does this blockade
Mean we are forbidden to drink Powerade?